Cast a Vote for Small Business
When you buy from us you're supporting a small, independent family-owned, personally run, customer-focused business as opposed to a large, impersonal, conglomerate.
You'll Save Money
Comparing prices? Always compare the delivered price... the cost of your Screaming Meanie including the shipping.
- FREE SHIPPING to the US for Orders Just $35 or More
- No State Sales Tax for Non-PA Residents.
We're a Real Store with Knowledgeable Tech Support Available When You Need it.
... with a real toll-free telephone number and not just an e-mail address. Talk to a live, product knowledgeable human being on the other end of the phone who can actually help you if you have a question or a problem. Call 888-205-4477 between 7:30 AM and 11:30 PM EST.
"Generally liked your tone, your personal involvement, and personal backing up with phone help offer and promise of no-problems return... often nightmarish with the Big Guys. Your detailed and well-done instructions for operation, helped me to choose your site to purchase from, and to learn to operate a notably different kind of clock, and to adjust to it, during the confusing first days of operation. This was great."
William B., Dulzura, CA 08/20/13
You'll Get Your Screaming Meanie a Lot Faster
... because I have same day order processing and fast USPS 2 - 3 day delivery.
You Can Choose the Color
Most competitors don't give you a choice.
No Unpleasant Surprises
- I have them in stock and it ships immediately. If they're back ordered the situation will be clearly shown along with the estimated shipping date before you place your order.
- No huge shipping costs that pop up when you're 90% through the check out process. You know where you stand before you fill out all of your information.
Your Privacy is Protected
Secure Shopping Cart / GoDaddy Secured Site
There's no safer place to shop online. If you're still concerned about using your credit card online there's an option when you checkout to print the order and mail a check or money order.
No Risk 30-Day Full Cash Back Satisfaction Guarantee with Hassle-Free Returns
No Questions Asked - No Restocking Fees
Refunds are Processed within Hours... Not Weeks
Always check out the returns policy before you buy.