If you did not purchase your Screaming Meanie from me, call Pacific Cornetta at 1-800-753-5647.
The last thing I want is for you to be disappointed in your purchase or feel that I mislead you or treated you unfairly. So, in the unlikely event you're not satisfied with your purchase, I'll refund your money and pay for the return freight. Call me at 855-207-9615.
My satisfaction guarantee is unconditional. However, I'll ask you why you're not satisfied because I want to know if