Why This Is the Best Place to Buy a Screaming Meanie
When they finally tell you your shipping you'll rarely find a lower delivered cost for a Screaming Meanie. You'll get it a lot faster from me and have personal, informed support if and when you need it.
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Watch out for low advertised prices that suddenly become very expensive in your cart when they finally tell you your shipping and handling charges often $10 or even more!
Watch out for sites that show a total delivered cost that... once you actually go to the website and put the item in the cart... is not that cost at all but a lot higher. Don't reward deception. If you don't buy it from me at least buy it from another honest store.
My shipping to the U.S. is USPS Fast 2-3 Day Delivery... NOT Slow 5-7 Day Ground... free for orders of just $30 or more and only
$4 for smaller orders. This can save you up to $12.00 or more for other stores' regular slow shipping and up to $27.00 or more for equivalent 2 day delivery!
I guarantee my delivered prices... your true costs... are the lowest.
If you find a better delivered price from a legitimate store within 30 days from the date of purchase I'll refund the difference...
Buying more than one Screaming Meanie qualifies for my Order Volume Discount!
Your Screaming Meanie will ship within hours of placing your order.
I stock the items I sell. Some of the storefronts stock nothing and have absolutely no clue if it's actually in stock at the warehouse from which the item actually ships when they take your order. The first inkling you get that something is wrong is when you call to find out where your Screaming Meanie is.
You have a telephone number to call so you can actually talk to a person if you have a problem or need help with operating your alarm clock.
You're getting brand new, non-cloned, authentic merchandise legitimately purchased from the manufacturer by an authorized dealer.
You can choose your color.
You get a Full Cash Back Satisfaction Guarantee - No Questions Asked - No Restocking Fee.
You're not required to join anything or get on any email list. The only information you provide is what's absolutely required to process your order.
You will not receive spam in either your email or regular mail.
There's no safer place to shop online because the shopping cart is secure and the entire website is scanned daily...every page...by GoDaddy Website Security to protect you from viruses and spyware. Each workstation is protected by Trend Micro's Internet Security Software updated hourly with the most recent virus and spyware information. I take your security very seriously.
I guarantee that my delivered prices for Screaming Meanies are the lowest on the Internet. Delivered price means the cost of the Screaming Meanie plus shipping charges.
Simply show me the lower price from a legitimate Internet store (not an auction site) and I will refund the difference. Please make sure you are looking at the same product and that the prices are comparable:
When comparing prices for the Screaming Meanie 220 please make sure you are comparing prices for the 220 and not the Screaming Meanie 110. They're both great products but the Screaming Meanie 220 costs a little more and has more useful features.
I do sell the 110 and I have the best delivered price on that too.
Make sure you're comparing delivered prices. Many vendors will low ball the advertised price and then slam you with high shipping and handling costs. Many carts won't tell you what your shipping costs are until you are ready to check out and a few vendors require that you enter all your checkout information before they'll tell you the shipping costs.
Whatever it takes, just be sure you are comparing the total delivered price. If you buy your Screaming Meanie from me and within 30 days from the date of purchase find a better price I'll refund the difference...period.
At The-Perfect-Present.com knowing what you're paying is easy...it's the price you see on the web page (if you live in the U.S.). Shipping to the U.S. is fast, low cost and most often totally free! If I start selling bricks that policy might change. But even if I do sell bricks I'll tell you what it costs to ship them up front or, if the shipping needs to be calculated, as soon as you place the item in the cart.
I use USPS Priority Mail which means you usually get your product in two days. If you're close by you'll get your Screaming Meanie in one day. In rare cases for remote, smaller post offices it can take up to three days. But in all cases I think you'll agree it's fast delivery. If we receive your order by 4:00 pm EST your order will usually ship the same day.